ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY HORSE......
  
 
* When in doubt, run far, far away
* You can never have too many treats
* Passing wind in public is nothing to be ashamed of
* New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks
* Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work
* Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss
* Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still
* Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day.... and then sleeping the rest
* Eat plenty of roughage
* Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big brown eyes help too
* When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot
* In times of crisis, take a poop
* Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do
* Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame
* A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention
* Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat
 
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